piflicated 

Being thoroughly drunk.

Man was he ever piflicated last night.

piflicated by Chairman November 6, 2003

Diflicated 

To be difficult and complicated at the same time.

Why do you have to be so diflicated all the time.

Diflicated by Jay T. Bear June 19, 2014

Spiflicated 

Adjective
State of intoxication

"Man, have you seen his girlfriend, I'd be spiflicated all the time if I was dating that nasty pile of shit!"
"I heard that!"

Spiflicated by Tristan the Magnificent June 24, 2004