The period of time before one relapses into an old addiction during which one knows and fully intends on what one is about to do. May be accompanied by feelings of premorse, second-thoughts, self-hatred, and excitement.

"Hey buddy, I thought you quit?" Asks Joe.
"I'm prelapsing," says Greg, holding an unlit cigarette between his lips. "Don't make this any harder for me than it already is."
"You're prelapsing?"
"I haven't relapsed until the cigarette is lit, my dear friend. Presently, and for the next few seconds, I'm in a phase of addiction we refer to as the 'prelapse'.
"Semantics," says Joe.

Prelapse by ECS_Or_What_You_Will November 23, 2011

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prelapsarian

of or relating to the time before the fall of Adam from grace

"Your thinking on this matter is prelapsarian."

prelapsarian by Michael Morrison November 17, 2003

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Pilapilian

A state of mind where almost anything is funny and a cause for a very loud outburst of laughter.

Mike: "Man my cat died this morning."
David: "..... HA HA HA HA."
Mike: "Man, thats not funny, why do you gotta be so pilapilian about it."

Pilapilian by Andres Gonzalez February 7, 2008

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pielarious

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so it is something more funny than hilarious

Dude that was pielarious and awesome

pielarious by Thierry and Oscar June 20, 2011

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