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Piece of a beamer 

1) Getting a piece of really nice ass

2)Fucking an amazing hottie

3) A nice piece of ass
Man I got a piece of a beamer last night and she was fine as wine!!

Piece of whale shit son of a bitch 

When your average insult just will not do the trick. This is the lowest form of life on planet earth. Basically a douchebag to the nth power.
Lane Kiffin is a piece of whale shit son of a bitch!

sad piece of a cake

Postscriptum:

crazily but not happily. sometimes elevates me and i get a deepest happiness and everything seems to flow. but i can read Jesus or Nina Simone for that, don't need to follow no blog or podcast.
sad thing: only ever just the "potential" of love, never direct, not to mention welcome, seen, asked, called, heard, hugged. just a chocolate box saved for later.
today's sad piece of a cake, theres many other pieces that make it whole, each carrying a different emotion.
sad piece of a cake by Krkič March 14, 2020

Son-of-a-bitching piece of shit

A particularly irritating, frustrating or otherwise offensive piece of equipment, esp. when poorly designed, dilapidated, malfunctioning, or breaking down.
"That's the third time this week I've had to adjust the check valve on the boiler. If that son-of-a-bitching piece of shit leaks one more time, I'm calling the god damned plumber!"

A piece of toast a day keeps the doctor away 

A piece of toast a day keeps the doctor away

a piece of cake 

When you say something is a "piece of cake," it means it is very easy to do.
In the 19th and early 20th centuries, African Americans started "cake walks." They walked or danced around a cake in pairs, and the best couple won the cake. This is how the idioms "cake walk" and "piece of cake" came about -- both meaning that something is very easy to do.
A: Hey! How did you do on the exam?
B: I got an A. The exam was a piece of cake.
a piece of cake by TKrattlesnake January 19, 2015
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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