pie wagon 

This is a broad that looked cute as a bug when she snared a man into marrying her. It didn't take long for her to become an abrasive hog....just one or two kids and a few too many cheeseburgers. Now she is fat as a cow and eats bon bons all day. She will eventually divorce him for his alimony and move in with a black or maybe a mexican man.

"Man, that Jimmy married a pie wagon, didn't he? I'm glad I don't have to plank that hog. How does he get his wiener in between those mountains of flab.?

pie wagon by running out of patience May 18, 2008

pie wagon 

A fat chick.

I was beer goggling last night and ended up taking home a big ol' pie wagon.

pie wagon by MikePBG November 8, 2003

piewagon 

A girthy woman with a penchant for pastry guzzling.

Kenny Blankenship's Nana is a piewagon.

piewagon by Josh79 February 27, 2008

piewagon 

a woman with ghastly thick tufts of pubic hair.

that woman is a pie wagon. she has ghastly thick tufts of pubic hair.

piewagon by patherpanchali July 27, 2004