picklar

A title used to rank an individual who participates in the sharing of pickles with a group.

As my third picklar, she will be responsible for birthing my children.

picklar by Chad Winters April 30, 2008

Picklaster 

It comes from the 2 words pickle and disaster. It is said when a disaster involves pickles.

OMG i burned my house trying to open a jar of pickles.
It's a Picklaster.

Picklaster by Tredfr456 February 15, 2021

picklanus

Picklanus is where you shove a pickle up your butt

Hey jerk why don't you picklanus.

picklanus by Baboon bubble butt June 24, 2017

midnight pickler

That sneaky roommate that eats all your pickles out of your fridge in the middle of the night. A devious individual indeed.

Every day I wake up with less and less pickles in my fridge. It's my sneaky fat roommate that midnight pickler.

midnight pickler by pooter diddler October 28, 2013

SHIT PICKLER

A person who retains s*** on another person to use as leverage in an argument later down the line which has no relevance.
They have nothing else to attack a person with apart from that 'same old s***'.

What they do not understand is s*** will always be s*** no matter how long it's pickled

"Oh my god, why are you behaving like a shit pickler? It's not relevant anymore get over it Fred"

"Lucy, did he hear Julius starting an argument again with Poppy? I couldn't believe it, bringing up that old fake news, does he not realise that s*** will always be s*** no matter how old it is?"
"Yeah but come on Louise we all know he's the biggest shit pickler around here"

'Stop pickling s*** it's boring get something more relevant jeez'

SHIT PICKLER by P_______A June 3, 2023

Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5 

Pulling your cock in a furious manner while locked in your bedroom after telling your parents that you have gone upstairs to 'watch Star Trek'!

"I am just off to bed mum as Star Trek is coming on and you want to watch Grey's Anatomy. Tonight it is my favourite episode when the Star Ship Enterprise is Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5!"

"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"

Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5 by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 29, 2009

Pickler Tickler 

when a man in a locker room goes to anotherman in a locker room and tickles or scratches his scrotum (like a tea-bag used as a diss)

Did you hear on the news, while in the shower after the big game one of the defensive linemen gave the quarter back a pickler tickler as he left the shower for missing the final pass?

Pickler Tickler by Skim Daddy & Bishop July 31, 2009