Investment grade metal, mostly gold and silver, that can be physically possessed, for use as an investment or currency that reduces counter-party risk and maintains value in inflationary, unstable economies. It is commonly held in coin and bar form in various weights at greater than 99% purity, although many forms of metal including older currency with varying percentages of silver content and even base metals in large quantity are considered phyzz. Phyzz specifically implies a differentiation from other precious metals investments or ownership arrangements in that it is physically delivered and possessed by the owner, as opposed to precious metals derived but nakedly-shorted, over-leveraged, and manipulated paper investments. The word "phyzz" was created by SGS at silvergoldsilver.com.

"Sorry Mr. IRS Special Agent, all my phyzz was lost in that tragic canoe accident."

"Stack the phyzz to kill the giant evil vampire squid-like ponzi run by The Ben Bernanke, The Morgue and the CRIMEX among others."

"I asked my coworker what he was doing for the superbowl and he said, 'buying phyzz'. I have no idea what that means."

"All your phyzz are belong to us, bitchez"

Phyzz by piratelife April 20, 2012

Related Words

phyzzy • Phazzy • Phizzy • Phizzy Skittle • phuzzybonding • Phuzzy logic • Phyzz • phyzzin

Phazzy

Phazzy is the most powerful and awe-inspiring being in existence. He is a literal god; the English god. The great Phazzy teaches his subjects the way of the Phazzy religion and he makes children everywhere the best they can be on the subject of English. Phazzy is great.

Aw, man, I wish my English teacher was phazzy he's the best.

Phazzy by Deathapplez May 24, 2018

Phizzy

Colloquialism originating from the Midlands of England to describe someone or something that is considered extremely 'cool'.

"You is so phizzy!"
"Random is the selection. Phizzy envelopes!"

Phizzy by Gemma_241 March 3, 2006

phyzzin

The act of doing physics so hard and so long that your brain you simply become fizzed out!

dude, i was phyzzin for 8 hours last night, it was so intense

phyzzin by saladbags November 17, 2010

Phizzy Skittle

A party-pooper, bone kill, someone who just ruins the moment.

Guhl: Ay, you wanna picture of a kitty-angel?

Guy: No.

Guhl: Well, aren't you just a phizzy skittle. GTA mutha fucka!

Phizzy Skittle by Ilovebananasforlife May 9, 2010

Phuzzy logic

the best type of logic on earth

"Well look at this - ..... - thats why it takes forever to walk across a room"
"Boy man, that sure is some Phuzzy Logic!"

Phuzzy logic by Lord of Masters November 4, 2004

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026