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Stone Phone 

To call anyone under the influence of marijuana. It utilises the term stoned while phoning someone.

Also means to throw large amounts of phones, knocking them out or dead. One is literally stoning someone with phones.
Dude... I got so high last night and accidently stone phoned my teacher... fuck man...

That bitch bit my ear off!!! Let's stone phone her to death
Stone Phone by Anal herpes April 27, 2007

stone phone 

To get high on marijuana and then indulge in a religious experience with music through headphones.
Dude, the Beatles are the best band to stone phone!
stone phone by rasrobs March 7, 2008

Phone Stoned 

Being Stoned alone but on the phone with your friend who is also stoned.
Joe: I'm bored and alone, lets get phone stoned.
Phone Stoned by ahhandrew August 5, 2010

phone stoned 

talking or texting on a cell phone whilst driving and, oblivious to the speed limit, driving at least 5-10 mph under the posted speed limit.
getting behind someone going 20 mph in a 30 mph zone and thinking that they're either stoned or old. Only to pull up beside them at a stoplight and seeing a teen-age girl (usually) busy tapping away on a glowing cell phone. She's driving so slow she must be phone stoned.
phone stoned by Gravy Licker April 16, 2008

Phone Stoned 

A person is so into what is on their phone (text message, Facebook, twitter, etc.) that they are oblivious to the outside world. They are very unlikely to respond when being spoken to.
Don't bother asking Jen what she wants. She's phone stoned!

You were just so phone stoned a minute ago. Did you even hear me?
Phone Stoned by Lisa jobet November 19, 2010

Scone Phone 

A British Cell Phone, that makes scones and tea, drives on the wrong side of the road and fixes fucked up british teeth.
dude.. check out my new Scone Phone.. it fixed my fucked up teeth!
Scone Phone by Brittannica June 11, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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