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Phonesexual 

A Phonesexual is someone who is sexually attracted to their phone. Not human beings. Not animals. Not even living things. Just their phones. They even kiss their phones. And maybe more?
"Yo, did you see Jean making out with his phone in the library?"
"Yeah! He's a total Phonesexual!"
Phonesexual by Mr. Flower Crown March 10, 2016

phonesex 

"You want to have phonesex? I can get you off over the phone."
phonesex by jasin June 20, 2005

phonesexy 

when two horny desperate mofos talk dirty on da phone
damn girl, you one fine sk ho, lets phonesexy
phonesexy by GHETTOQUEENJESS January 17, 2005

Phonesex 

The act of placing your phone on top of a freind's phone, or vice versa.
Dude me and Maggie just had phone sex at lunch- bill
OMG you're so lucky. I've only had phonesex with karen- tom
Eww. She's a pig- bill
Phonesex by Thatonekid44 April 13, 2011

Phonesexual 

When your deeply I love with you phone
I’m am definitely phonesexual

phonedextrous 

One who is capable of using each hand equally well while operating a smartphone.
I'm not ambidextrous because I can only write with my right hand, but I'm phonedextrous because I can use either hand just as well.
phonedextrous by NotAlexandra October 14, 2020