A portmanteau based on the words 'phlegm' and 'smegma'.

It is generally used to express ones disgust at something.

It can also refer to the fluid outcome of fellatio administered to someone with scant notions of personal hygiene, by an individual with a bad chest infection.

a: "Hey, look at that chungster with the peng garms. I'd very much like to bang them."
b: "What? You mean that tepid pool of phlegma over there. You make me sick you rapey perv!"

Phlegma by Exceedingly Concerned Citizen September 5, 2011

Related Words

phlegmtag • Phlegmagating • Phlegm Target • Phlegma • Phlegmatic • phlegmman • phlegmanger • phlegmasiuos • phlegmate • [phlegmball]

phlegmatic

not easily excited to action or show of emotion. aka apathetic

Emily Page is phlegmatic

phlegmatic by don't hate me cos you ain't me April 28, 2009

Phlegmatic

Having a slow way about you--or--Being unemotional cold -- just there...no aliveness.

Example 1. "You mean--even though your family was just violently butchered into blood sodden slices --you want a fucking cheeseburger? You aint nothing but a phlegmatic motherfucker. . ." Example 2. Confronted with the 25 strong gang of violent murder hungry demons on a dark L.A. back alley, I said, "Pardon me for being so PHLEGMATIC, --But, which one of you frail --confused--bitches wants uncle butcher to skin and debone ya asses rright now?" I said in a phhlegmatic manner.

Phlegmatic by Bobby Revell March 17, 2005

Ian Phlegming

When a girl hocks up a loogie and uses the mucus as lubricant to give a dude a hand job. Named this way in honor of the British writer who created James Bond, Ian Fleming. ( No other relation to the sexual act other than his last name sounds like phlegm. )

Sally had a cold and felt like shit, so instead of getting too wild and crazy with Tod, she just coughed in her hand and gave him an Ian Phlegming.

Ian Phlegming by Marc O.C. & Jocelyn C. November 22, 2009

Phlegmgasm

The unwanted ejaculation of phlegm that comes out when a sick person coughs as to clear their throat.

Yesterday at Starbucks, my minority friend Michael phlegmgasmed his mocha mucus onto the attractive barista.

Phlegmgasm by CatatonicMalnutrition April 21, 2011

phlegmate

Something you do to your squeezix, usually when bored.

...it's a lot more fun than phlegmating your squeezix.

phlegmate by commodorebeef May 2, 2005

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026