Phlegmgasm

The unwanted ejaculation of phlegm that comes out when a sick person coughs as to clear their throat.

Yesterday at Starbucks, my minority friend Michael phlegmgasmed his mocha mucus onto the attractive barista.

by CatatonicMalnutrition April 21, 2011

phlegmasiuos

1. Phlegmasious, when somthing has the texture of phlegm. (phlegm is the thick mucus that forms up in your throat when you are cold or sick)

This slime has a wierd texture, it feels phlegmasiuos.

by Asaword January 21, 2024