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philidelphia phillies 

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a shitty baseball team that won their first NL east title since 1993, have only 1 world championship but still think they are the greatest team in baseball even though they had a bigger choke in 1962 than the mets did in 2007.

i could name 29 other teams that are better than the philidelphia phillies.

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Phillidelphia Phillies 

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The author of the definition dated March 16, 2009 sucks chode.
Fuck the Mutts. David Wright has a vagina.

Only moron Mutt fans spell it "Phillidelphia Phillies".

Philadelphia Phillies

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As much as people love to hate on the Phillies, and hate to love them; they are a pretty good ball team. Talk about loyal, they are the only MLB team in their original city, as well as with the original name.

Also the most losingest professional sports franchise with more than 10,000 losses.
"Did you hear the Philadelphia Phillies beat the Mets?"

"No, but when you build a team to beat them and forget a lot of the easier teams, that happens."

Philadelphia Phillies

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The team with the most losses out of any sports team and has one of the best and most loyal fan base. In their super long existence they have only won 2 world series. Many greats have played as a Phillie such as Mick Schmidt, Steve Carlton, Richie Ashburn and many more. There current team has arguably the best infield in baseball. They are one of the most cherished franchises in sports and are the 2008 World Series Winners.
"Did you hear the Philadelphia Phillies beat the Mets?"

"Well of course they did the Mets suck!"

Go Phillies!
"WORLD FUCKING CHAMPIONS" - Chase Utley

Philadelphia Phillies

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A baseball team that the city of Philadelphia makes out to be the greatest thing since sliced bread, but, in reality, doesn't amount to even a slice of bread. The majority of their fans suffer from drama queen mental illness.
The Philles have the most losses in MLB.
The Phillies have been around since 1884, and only have 2 championships.
The Philadelphia organization renamed their team 3 times in 2 years.
The Philadelphia Phillies? The New York New Yorkers, The San Francisco San Franciscos? So retarded, but... What did you expect from a group of lazy, drunk Philadelphia owners?
Pinstripes and red?
The Phillies old stadium was a shithole.
The current Phillies stadium is a joke.
Kobe Bryant grew up in Philadelphia as a Mets fan.
The 2008 World Series was the least watched World Series ever.
The Philadelphia Phillies have the worst fans. Not because their team is a threat in any way, or because they possess any real achievements, but, because they're a delusional, obese, unclassy, and loud-mouthed bunch.

Phillidelphia Phillies 

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A team of 25 homosexuals such as jimmy rollins, ryan howard, chase utley, cole hamels, and shane victorino, that suck dick for the first 161 games of the season and then steal first place from the mets even though the Mets are the far supirrior team. 2007, and 2008 Mets are first place the ENTIRE season and then the undeserving 2nd place phillies try calling themselves first place when in reality the Mets are the real 2006, 2007, and 2008 NL East Champions and 2008 World Champions.
New York Mets. Phillidelphia Phillies.
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