philidelphia

What dumbasses from places outside of Jersey, Delaware and Pennsylvania (mainly New England and the South East) call PHILADELPHIA.

Bostonian: "I was in Philidelphia before the Superbowl, and it totally owns Boston is all ways".

by SBXXXIX January 31, 2005

Philidelphia stinger

The act of cuming in someones wound and and rubbing it in with a tampon

Bucky: Hey Ashton I think you should give plumms a philidelphia stinger because he is being a big doucher!

Ashton: ok, that's pretty gross but I will do it

by Buckyfarris2 April 5, 2010

Philidelphia Drive-By

When you are doing a girl doggy style and you spit on her back, so she think you came, and when she turns around you explode your load on her face.

Dude last night I totally pulled a Philidelphia Drive-By on Karen! She is really pissed at me now, cause i made her swallow.

by Noah Hoback September 20, 2007

Philidelphia Side Car

When a man loves a woman....or a man....
It is when there is an ostomy (hole or outing where your colon or small intestines will come out, usually seen with a bag in place because they drain the shit) placed and another man uses this ostomy hole as a place where he may have sex. Almost like anal sex, but not quite much pleasure for the receiver...

He was so horned up he had to use the Philidelphia Side Car to get off.

by Aug2013 September 3, 2010

Philidelphia Pinecone

When a couple is engaging in intercourse, paricualarry doggy style, and the rear partner takes a pinecone and shoves it in the anus or vagina, and then drop kicks it. May and probably will cause Anal or Vaginal bleeding.

Jane: "John, not so rough."
John: "I'll show you rough."
*inserts pinecone*
Jane: "Owwwwh, what was that?"
John: "You'll see."
*drop kicks pinecone*
Jane: "OWWWWHHHH!!!, YOU MOTHERFUCKER, It's over!!!"
John: Finally that bitch left, but SHIT, I have blue balls now!!!

Jim: "Dude did you listen to me and give your girlfriend the Philidelphia Pinecone?"
John: "Yah bro thanks alot, it actually worked, but I have blood on my sheets now."

by Tom Progression October 3, 2008

philidelphia meat hook

When a man/woman is giving you slow sensual head and before you climax you reach up with your finger curled in the shape of a hook you pick him/her up by the butthole

Dude I totally gave Cindy a Philidelphia Meat Hook last night.

by teleTUBBZZ June 12, 2017

philidelphia cheese rape

lube ass whole with cream cheese shove a bagel up your ass and blow your load into someones mouth

when krusty starts talking shit i perform a Philidelphia cheese rape

by cary wichaven August 13, 2007