Person 1: Hey have you heard from Johnny and Mary recently?
Person 2: Oh you didn't hear? They went off on a Philadelphia Honeymoon last Christmas. He found out she was cheating on him with Phil.
Person 2: Oh you didn't hear? They went off on a Philadelphia Honeymoon last Christmas. He found out she was cheating on him with Phil.
by WetBanditMarv December 19, 2019
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Person 1: Hey have you heard from Johnny and Mary lately? Feels like they disappeared.
Person 2: Oh you didn't know? They went off on a Philadelphia honeymoon last Christmas? Mary found out Johnny was cheating on her and she took him out with a .38 special and then turned it on herself. Ain't no coming back from that.
Person 2: Oh you didn't know? They went off on a Philadelphia honeymoon last Christmas? Mary found out Johnny was cheating on her and she took him out with a .38 special and then turned it on herself. Ain't no coming back from that.
by WetBanditMarv December 19, 2019
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