Definitions by Moorpheus
Phallubbing
When he is broke and can’t afford Axe, he’s always got the “Cock Essential Oils”. Free, all natural, sweat cologne harvested from the nut bag, taint, with a spritz of anus. This he rubs into the sensitive spots to attract a lover for the night.
Her -“Hey babe, what’s that cologne that you got on? It seems familiar.”
Him -“Oh do you like it? I was out of Axe but realized after a hard workout that I had plenty of phallus essential oils stored up. ”
Her-“I meant it smells like an empty garbage truck filled with mike resin and assholes.”
Him -Looking mad, “II knew you would like it. Smell my fingers”. Been phallubbing to complement your vabbing
Her -“Hey babe, what’s that cologne that you got on? It seems familiar.”
Him -“Oh do you like it? I was out of Axe but realized after a hard workout that I had plenty of phallus essential oils stored up. ”
Her-“I meant it smells like an empty garbage truck filled with mike resin and assholes.”
Him -Looking mad, “II knew you would like it. Smell my fingers”. Been phallubbing to complement your vabbing
Phallubbing by Moorpheus July 31, 2022