Phallubbing
When he is broke and can’t afford Axe, he’s always got the “Cock Essential Oils”. Free, all natural, sweat cologne harvested from the nut bag, taint, with a spritz of anus. This he rubs into the sensitive spots to attract a lover for the night.
Her -“Hey babe, what’s that cologne that you got on? It seems familiar.”
Him -“Oh do you like it? I was out of Axe but realized after a hard workout that I had plenty of phallus essential oils stored up. ”
Her-“I meant it smells like an empty garbage truck filled with mike resin and assholes.”
Him -Looking mad, “II knew you would like it. Smell my fingers”. Been phallubbing to complement your vabbing
Her -“Hey babe, what’s that cologne that you got on? It seems familiar.”
Him -“Oh do you like it? I was out of Axe but realized after a hard workout that I had plenty of phallus essential oils stored up. ”
Her-“I meant it smells like an empty garbage truck filled with mike resin and assholes.”
Him -Looking mad, “II knew you would like it. Smell my fingers”. Been phallubbing to complement your vabbing
Phallubbing by Moorpheus July 31, 2022
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