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Pfizer Smile

A Pfizer Smile is a crooked smile or half smile. People who have Bell's Palsy or suffered a stroke often get paralyzed on half of there body or face and as a result can't smile completely. Whether people smile like this because they're half smiling or had a stroke or lime disease or have Bells Palsy it really doesn't matter, you just attribute it all to the Pfizer jab as a crude joke to the side affects of the Pfizer Covid-19 vaccines.
That guy Seth is really cute but what's up with the Pfizer Smile?

Yeah, he has Lime disease and it's affected the right side of his face.
Pfizer Smile by utardedcunt June 16, 2022
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pfizer smile

The smile you have after getting vaccinated with pfizer covid 19 vaccine.
I just got the pfizer jab and now I am stuck with the pfizer smile
pfizer smile by bbliss17 June 13, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016