Pfizer Smile

A Pfizer Smile is a crooked smile or half smile. People who have Bell's Palsy or suffered a stroke often get paralyzed on half of there body or face and as a result can't smile completely. Whether people smile like this because they're half smiling or had a stroke or lime disease or have Bells Palsy it really doesn't matter, you just attribute it all to the Pfizer jab as a crude joke to the side affects of the Pfizer Covid-19 vaccines.
That guy Seth is really cute but what's up with the Pfizer Smile?

Yeah, he has Lime disease and it's affected the right side of his face.
by utardedcunt June 16, 2022
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d-ja wheel?

“d-ja wheel?” is a quick way of asking someone if they had sex. It’s short for “did you wheel?” Which is asking “did you have sex?” The context for asking this question is when someone tells an innocent story of an interaction with someone of the opposite sex. Usually it’s asked to interrupt a boring story with an inappropriate question as a fun way to bust someone’s balls and end a useless conversation. The more times it’s asked for every little conversation the funnier it is.
Rick: I was helping Stacy’s mom move some furniture
Steven: d-ja wheel?
Rick: I was moving an armoire
Steven: yeah, but did you wheel??
Rick: no 😡 I was in her basement and …
Steven: kinky, so ja-wheel?
Rick: forget it. 🤬
by utardedcunt May 08, 2024
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