by Shock November 29, 2003
He was shocked at how pewny his dick appeared right before is was consumed by the BBW's meat cave. Like a baby's dick.
by DickJoke October 2, 2015
The most disappointing kind of penis. Usually discovered while you're under the influence of alcohol because the guy that has it wants to bang you but doesn't want you to notice that he has a micro dick so he gets you well inebriated before he jumps your fine bones. This man is usually pretty attractive and has a huge personality to make up for his unfortunately small weenis.
....So, this guy was rockin my world until I realized what a PEWNY PENIS he had...I was like, "is that your pinky?"
by Twinky69 January 14, 2011
by Sutton123456789 June 13, 2013
A small penis.
by illuminate.the.truth January 15, 2018