The human body part you are playing with as you listen to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, hosted by the man they call Ghost. Instead of talking to him you'd rather just sit there like a dumb little freakshow and do something that's better off after bedtime. It is occasionally referred to as a 'Pecker Shaft' as well. If you don't prepare your call in time, or if you take too long, then that means there is only one other thing you could be doing, and that would be playing with your peter popper, counting the dingleberries in your asscrack ya Helen Keller Deaf Mute.

"901 you're on the air."
"..."
"Nah, you're playing with your peter popper ya dumb deafmute. Next caller!"

Peter Popper by SoggyWetToast August 21, 2013

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peter poppinhyman

Usually an Adulteen male who takes it upon himself to pop every good looking cherry at his college.

Max held the peter poppinhyman record at his college.

peter poppinhyman by Sharon Stone, GIVE IT TO ME! July 25, 2006

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Peter popoff

The act of smacking a bitch in the head so hard she thinks she found jesus

Dude hit her with some peter popoff

Peter popoff by Biff diggler September 29, 2020

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Peter, Peter, popcorn-eater

A modern-day descendant of the famous Cinderella's-carriage-recycler, this shameless freeloader-dude scuttles around to all da local banks --- even the ones that he doesn't have an account with --- on Fridays, when they offer free bags of salt-buttered popcorn.

Peter, Peter, popcorn-eater
Skips a meal; no tummy-cheater
He takes two popcorn-bags (don't tell)
Then fills his stomach very well.

Peter, Peter, popcorn-eater by QuacksO July 6, 2018

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