A similar event to Emergency Meeting, hosted by Andrew and Tristan Tate. It is a meeting that is casual in setting but serious in topic.
"I'm going to gather the five most perspicacious and indefatigable men I know and hold a Peter Pan Peanutbutter Alert to discuss the future of society whilst smoking cigars"
Store Employee: Peter Pan Peanut Butter Has Been Pulled From The Shelves Due To A "Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert"
Tourettes Guy: What The Hell Do You Mean A "Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert"?
A state of alert triggered when Andrew Tate imparts significant wisdom; akin to the stickiness of peanut🥜butter, the advice is substantial and not to be missed.
Every time Tate speaks out on financial freedom, it's a Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert, urging us to pay attention.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!