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peter cottontail 

during the act of anal sex, usually forced, the male withdraws and ejaculates on the small of his victim's back then puts his or her removed pubic hair on the semen in a fluffy ball, sticking as it dries. this is usually done while slowly singing "here comes Peter Cottontail..."
"Here comes Peter Cottontail..."
"Oh god, Alex! Please just stop!"
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Peter Cottontail 

When you stick your partner’s loofah in your butt crack, thus creating the illusion of Beatrice Potter’s beloved rabbit.
My cousin did a Peter Cottontail on my loofah, and now I can’t use it. How could this happen
Peter Cottontail by BMScircus October 23, 2019

Peter cottontail 

When two men are having anal sex and another stands behind them and ejaculates on the back of ones head resembling a cottontail
Two men lying naked on a bed.

Tim: Dudeson, what happened last night?
Cameron: Brosky did we...?
Tim and cameron: nah fuck that!

third man comes out of the closet.

Josh: that was one great peter cottontail!

peter cottontail 

An unwashed, glue-stained johnson, that is, a member of the male genetalia.
Dear God, its been weeks since I washed. I've got peter cottontail.

Peter Cottontail 

The act of inhailing a fart cloud of cocaine from a woman's ass.
I asked christy for a Peter cottontail, so she butt-chugged an 8 ball of cocaine and poofed a sweet cloud of happy dust into my face.

peter-cottontail 

Verb - The act of stretching a woman's anal cavity to the point where you can drop your balls inside and have her anal cavity appear to suck them in and then close with your balls cozy inside.
I'm going to peter-cottontail my bitch of a girlfriend tonight!
peter-cottontail by Gonz!!! April 23, 2009

peter cotton tail 

the act of inserting the maile genitalia in multiple orifices of the female species. ie alternating insertion into the vagina and the anus
I took that biotch home last night and went peter cotton tail on her...I was jus jumpin from hole to hole.
peter cotton tail by Flaxx Eed August 28, 2009
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