pete fury

Pete fury is a man who is a renowned sexual predator who masquerades as an american olympic gymnastic coach. Pray that your anus never feels the wrath of Pete fury!
me: you ok mate?

Scott: no, i was visited in the night by the beast Pete fury and he fisted my child like anus!

Me: that eplains why your walking like you've just ridden a horse bareback.
by theaveragematt September 08, 2012
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