pet the snake

to jack off really hard
im bored im gonna go pet the snake
by g-muney May 10, 2007
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petting the one eyed snake

the act of stroking your penis until a delightful load of love comes out.
Jeffrey's mom caught him petting the one eyed snake during the Britney Spears Video.
by markass April 23, 2006
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