pet the giraffe

Slang for Male Masturbation

Person 1"dude i had to pet the giraffe last night and....."
Person 2"dude i dont want to know"

by Ur mom watches u June 5, 2006

petting a giraffe

having sexual relations with a guy who has a large penis. usually refers to a handjob.

girl... i was in the movie theatre last night with Kemper... after two minutes of kissing i found myself petting a giraffe!! that boy is packing!!

by Samuel Zipdisk April 24, 2006