Pessidog 

Pessidog (noun) :

Kids below 15 years of age who are rarely or even never watch football games at all, but make bold claims such as : National league is Easy, Copa America is bigger than World Cup, only goal matters in football, penalty is the most difficult thing in football, and that Leonel Messi (a.k.a. Pessi) is the greatest footballer of all time.

They often come up with fake stats or fake quotes just to convince everyone how Pessi is better than Ronaldo the G.O.A.T.

Despite being born mostly due to condom failure, they have serious talent to be a stand-up comedian in the future as their logic is already a joke.
"What is a brain, dad?"
"No idea, son. We are pessidog"

My friend has down syndrome but he still looks like Albert Einstein when compared to a pessidog.

A boy having no knowledge about football and saying pessi is better the ronaldo that describe pessidog

Pessidog by Tom kaeeyes November 26, 2021

Pessidog 

Pessidogs (plural)

Brainless Kids aged between 5-10 who are obsessed about the best footballer in the world Cristiano Ronaldo 🐐. They're well know for abusing other fans when they lose a GOAT debate.

●(Fun fact: they end up proving their low IQ)●
Regardless of everything they try their best to make Pessi (Argentine midget) relevant in debates with fake stats (ex. 16267 dribbles, 848836 pre assist, etc) and fake quotes.

Their daily routine starts with commenting pendu and penaldo in every post in Instagram, Facebook, twitter, etc.. doesn't matter if its unrelatable to football.

Places found: in most of the posts commenting "pendu, penaldo, pessi the only goat", etc.

X : I found a kid commenting m(p)essi > pendu.
Y : don't worry, he's a pessidog.. ignore or he'll bark.

Pessidog by Pessi my idol November 8, 2021

Pessidog 

A 5'6 Ghost who originated in Rosario, Argentina and he loves to pray on 14-year-old girls
How to summon Pessidog
1. Penalty for Argentina - Very popular method especially during the WC in Qatar
2. Eibar - He has terrorized this small innocent city since 2007
3. Curaçao - Only recently spotted there around the end of March 2023
4. Clement Foot - Residents reported scary sightings of pessidog performing a tricycle kick

How to scare it away
1. Shout "UCL finals"
2. Take away its growth hormones
3. Tell it to stop dating 14-year-old girls

Other names:
1. Pessi
2. Fraudionel
3. Rapessi
4. Pedophionel
5. Growth Hormonessi
6. Referessi

My 14-year-old sister was kidnapped and assaulted by pessidog

Pessidog by honest pessidog fan April 3, 2023

Pessidog fangirl 

Use to describe Messi fans since none of them are above the age of 14 unless they are part of the ESPN meat-munching cult where they pleasure themselves to Messi fraudulently winning Ballon D'ors. Most of them are still in primary school so they don't get any homework, they research CR7's opponent's to not feel insecure as they always do. If you speak facts to them, they will start to bark at you and since they have they IQ of a 6 year old with down syndrome.

"Why do no females talk to me and why am I adopted?"
"Because you're a pessidog fangirl"
"Sorry, I will now end my life"

Pessidog fangirl by honest pessidog fan April 4, 2023

Pessidogs 

A bunch of Pessi fans on twitter mostly who in their lives

1)Wake up
2)Eat breakfast (dog food)
3)Comment 'Penaldo / Pendu '

4)Get 2 likes and get ratio'd 150 times 🤣🤣
5)Cry in a corner
8)Think sadly about future as you are jobless
9)Sleep with tension

Sad life of Pessidogs 😞😞😞

Pessidogs are usually gay eg. CrewMats, BreathPessi, Pessilizer. 😔😔

Pessidogs by Fuck UTDTrey June 9, 2021

Pessidogs 

A special kind of dog breed aged btw 5-10 who idolize a little midget from Argentina know as Pessi. They comments "pessi is the goat", "pessi>all" in different social media platforms including Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, etc. (Even in a unrelated post)
Well know for abusing other football fans when they loose a GOAT debate, they starts entering others private life to mock, abuse and degrade them in public. (Can be called as parasites)
Their main obsession is thinking about the best football player ever who played the game.. Cristiano Ronaldo 🐐. Poor pessidogs can't accept this fact, so they abuse his fans.

X: Hey that kids are saying Pessi is the goat.
Y: Don't worry about them, they're Pessidogs. Just ignore.

Pessidogs by Dracula 7 September 5, 2021

Chilionel Pussidog

The biggest fraud and midget statpadder in the history of football often known for missing penalties in crucial stages and crying. He bottled 4 international finals by walking around the penalty area against chile . He bottles and dissappears in big games and appears against small teams to Bark on like a pessidog .

Chilionel pussidog dissappears once again while chile take away the copa america.

Chilionel Pussidog by Derek o brien lite May 3, 2021