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Pessi • pessimist • Pessidogs • Pess • pessimistic • Pessy • pessage • Pessian • pessimessi • Pessimistic Optimism
Pess
Pess by Jonny stink bomb November 14, 2007
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Pess by ifnrb gjdhbjrhgfnfjengn vjrigh October 12, 2022
Cha K Pess
commone phrase translating to "Yeah ok Peace" but with more confliction. Can be used in response to any question or any emotion.
Cha K Pess by Louis the Batman January 20, 2009
Opti-pess
An Opti-pess is someone who always assumes the worst is going to happen so that they’ll be pleasantly surprised when the worst doesn’t happen. Or if the worst case scenario does occur they are prepared to deal with it/have the satisfaction of knowing they were right.
Basically a pessimistic optimist or an optimistic pessimist
Basically a pessimistic optimist or an optimistic pessimist
Friend: I’m worried about you. You only focus on the negative things and assume the worst of everyone and everything
Me: Oh! Don’t worry about me! I’m an opti-pess, I’ll be fine !
Me: Oh! Don’t worry about me! I’m an opti-pess, I’ll be fine !
Opti-pess by The Dermartologist July 28, 2022
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