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When someone is being lame or annoying.

"Wow Samira, you're not coming out tonight? Don't be such a pess."
"Nicole never called me back, she's such a pess."
pess by semster February 17, 2015
Related Words
farts that are released from the vaginal area of a woman.
"Wow Courtney that was a loud stinky Pess"
Pess by Jonny stink bomb November 14, 2007
when the piss is so strong it needs a new word
I peed so hard its now pess.

Cha K Pess

commone phrase translating to "Yeah ok Peace" but with more confliction. Can be used in response to any question or any emotion.
"Hey will you help me with my homework"
"Cha K Pess!"
Cha K Pess by Louis the Batman January 20, 2009

trim pess 

A device used by diehard labours in the Manufacturing Career. The device removes excess material from the product that it is creating.
Kevin the factory worker, is a very skilled trim press operator.
trim pess by bob December 14, 2003

Opti-pess 

An Opti-pess is someone who always assumes the worst is going to happen so that they’ll be pleasantly surprised when the worst doesn’t happen. Or if the worst case scenario does occur they are prepared to deal with it/have the satisfaction of knowing they were right.

Basically a pessimistic optimist or an optimistic pessimist
Friend: I’m worried about you. You only focus on the negative things and assume the worst of everyone and everything

Me: Oh! Don’t worry about me! I’m an opti-pess, I’ll be fine !
Opti-pess by The Dermartologist July 28, 2022
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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