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Another friendly/beasty way of saying piss off.
it can be used as a friendly insult of pain!
And there is perks to this meaning!
Why dont you just pess out of my house!
Pess by L.J.R.M January 24, 2009
Words you can keep
piece of shit, also known as pece shet
When someone is being lame or annoying.

"Wow Samira, you're not coming out tonight? Don't be such a pess."
"Nicole never called me back, she's such a pess."
pess by semster February 17, 2015
Related Words
farts that are released from the vaginal area of a woman.
"Wow Courtney that was a loud stinky Pess"
Pess by Jonny stink bomb November 14, 2007
when the piss is so strong it needs a new word
I peed so hard its now pess.

Cha K Pess

commone phrase translating to "Yeah ok Peace" but with more confliction. Can be used in response to any question or any emotion.
"Hey will you help me with my homework"
"Cha K Pess!"
Cha K Pess by Louis the Batman January 20, 2009

trim pess 

A device used by diehard labours in the Manufacturing Career. The device removes excess material from the product that it is creating.
Kevin the factory worker, is a very skilled trim press operator.
trim pess by bob December 14, 2003

Opti-pess 

An Opti-pess is someone who always assumes the worst is going to happen so that they’ll be pleasantly surprised when the worst doesn’t happen. Or if the worst case scenario does occur they are prepared to deal with it/have the satisfaction of knowing they were right.

Basically a pessimistic optimist or an optimistic pessimist
Friend: I’m worried about you. You only focus on the negative things and assume the worst of everyone and everything

Me: Oh! Don’t worry about me! I’m an opti-pess, I’ll be fine !
Opti-pess by The Dermartologist July 28, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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