The irrational fear and/or hatred of fish and/or fish touching you usually accompanied by severe fits of rage when exposed to fish and fishy situations. However negated by the fact that those in question still enjoy eating fish.
Frank- Hey Steve come in the water's great!!
Steve- Hell no man, there's fish in there are you crazy I hate those things you know I've got Pescaphobia!
--Two hours later--
Frank- Hey Steve where do you wanna go for dinner?
Steve- I don't know but I'm thinking catfish either way.
Frank- Damn Steve you can be such a Pescaphobe sometimes.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.