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Personal J-Day 

It's a day when you take off from school or work to jack off all day
Gene: "Hey man where's George?"

Ray: "Oh he took a Personal J-Day."

Gene: "Again? That's the third time this week"
Personal J-Day by CINNAMINBUNNS October 11, 2011

Personal Health Day 

Personal Health Day is an initiative by AumsWow Wellness.

More than 70% deaths worldwide are caused due to lifestyle diseases; and these can be prevented by celebrating Personal Health Day once in a month by conducting a self-health check-up in just 30 minutes.
Hey Himanshu, what’s up with this measuring your weight and all?

Himanshu: nothing just I’m celebrating Personal Health Day and recording it in my AumPHD.

Personal health day 

A day used not for work, schoolwork, chores or anything of the sort to take a break from the trials and tribulations of everyday life. It is used to rest and nothing more.

Usually used on a weekend or perhaps through feigning sick for classes or work.
"I took a personal health day on Tuesday so I could catch up on sleep and my TV shows... I've been working non-stop since last Monday!"
Personal health day by j64 March 29, 2010

day of personal excellence 

a planned day off work for no other reason than to have a day off work; often with little or no agenda other than doin' yo' thang.
Last week Tuesday was a day of personal excellence for me; come to find out my boy was on a day of personal excellence that day too, so we hit up Church's Chicken.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026