When using a urinal or urinating in some other public place with more than one person, you become painfully and unavoidably aware of the other party’s penis even though your eyes are directed forwards and upwards.
by Three people four suitcases January 22, 2018
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Toby Maguire: Ah man don’t sweat it, That’s just Peripheral dick !
Average Michael: love your movies by the way!
Toby: thanks so much man, it’s always nice to meet a fan. What do you do for work ?
Average Mike: I actually recently got laid off for staring at men’s cocks in urinals. Been a tough year.
Toby: you think you’ve got a it rough I’ve got Dinosaur legs.
Michael: oh god I hadn’t noticed!
Toby: well it’s not called peripheral dinosaur legs is it you unemployed loser.
Average mike: dude that’s not very christmasy of you.
Toby: Goodbye my lover, you have been the one. You have been the one for me. Love from Toby (dinosaur legs) Maguire.
Toby Maguire: Ah man don’t sweat it, That’s just Peripheral dick !
Average Michael: love your movies by the way!
Toby: thanks so much man, it’s always nice to meet a fan. What do you do for work ?
Average Mike: I actually recently got laid off for staring at men’s cocks in urinals. Been a tough year.
Toby: you think you’ve got a it rough I’ve got Dinosaur legs.
Michael: oh god I hadn’t noticed!
Toby: well it’s not called peripheral dinosaur legs is it you unemployed loser.
Average mike: dude that’s not very christmasy of you.
Toby: Goodbye my lover, you have been the one. You have been the one for me. Love from Toby (dinosaur legs) Maguire.
by Gibbon_Lips October 19, 2025
Get the Peripheral Dickmug.