Average Michael: Hey dude, not starring or anything but I can’t help but notice your pissing cock out of the corner of my eye.
Toby Maguire: Ah man don’t sweat it, That’s just
Peripheral dick !
Average Michael: love your movies by the way!
Toby: thanks so much man, it’s always nice to meet a fan. What do you do for work ?
Average Mike: I actually recently got laid off for staring at men’s cocks in urinals. Been a tough year.
Toby: you think you’ve got a it rough I’ve got Dinosaur legs.
Michael: oh god I hadn’t noticed!
Toby: well it’s not called
peripheral dinosaur legs is it you
unemployed loser.
Average mike: dude that’s not very christmasy of you.
Toby: Goodbye my lover, you have been the one. You have been the one for me. Love from Toby (dinosaur legs) Maguire.
