perfumed fart Share definition Flag A female that is wearing entirely too much perfume or fragrance to cover an unappealing scent that originates from their ass. Oh no, what is that smell. Florence really smells like a perfumed fart today! perfumed fart by mstrdstr08 March 11, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the perfumed fart mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch