8 definitions by C Burnett

The state that one finds themselves in when faced with seemingly insurmountable stress due to negligence on their part.
Jack: "There's an exam tomorrow?? SHIT, I haven't even opened the textbook!"

Jill: "Looks like you're a fried owl."
by C Burnett March 03, 2008
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The arthritic fatigue you experience in your thumb after spending too much time scrolling up and down on Grindr.
Damn, I just wasted two hours refreshing Grindr and can barely move my thumb now - got a case of that Grindr thumb!
by C Burnett July 25, 2014
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Copped a new BMW, but live in the ghetto.
Girl, you like my new hood rich Bimmer? I don't know where I'm going to park without it getting broken into though.
by C Burnett November 15, 2007
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A nickname for a town in Maryland that borders Washington DC. A very wealthy, highly educated, and urbane suburb; Bethesda is also home to a disproportionately large number of "wiggers", or teenagers who think they are rough.

This unexplained phenomenon in Bethesda manifests itself through its large numbers of teens driving expensive cars, but pretending like they are gangsters or hoods.

Bethesda, home of the spoiled rich kid who acts tough.
Kids from Bethesda who act like thugs driving their parent's Benz's, listeing to Biggie. Bethugda
by C Burnett September 19, 2008
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While commonly defined as a complex jump in ice-skating involving an outside edge counterclockwise jump, "Triple Salchow" can also be defined as an extremely frisky moves performed during sexual intercourse.
Shoot girl, he was doing triple salchows in bed - we were in all sorts of positions.
by C Burnett September 19, 2008
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Putting too much obvious effort into achieving something. Most often applies to trying to act or look cool in comparison to others - or in trying to get the sexual attention of a boy or girl.

Action spurred by a desperation for attention.
E: Did you see how Ryan was acting last night at the bar, he was just begging for attention!
M: Yeah, he was definitely tryin' it.
by C Burnett April 05, 2013
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