Perants 

Misspelling of Parents “Why?”

Well there are a lot of kids with perants on the train tonight - Brandon, 2019

Perants by Hoozdaking? February 22, 2019

perants 

Misspelling for "parents".

My perants are douchebags.

perants by MENJ December 27, 2018

prants

It means parents, just easier to say/type.

Mr. Cool: Hey, Your prants home?
Mr. Number 2: Naw. What's prants mean anywho?
Mr. Cool: It means parents, just easier to say/type.

prants by AwesomeFace July 30, 2008

Prants

Pants full of anticipation.

Hey? Did you see that girl with PRANTS? Yeah, she was trying so hard to control herself. Lolololol

Prants by Flattykawa November 28, 2021

pedantsturbation 

n. any form of mental masturbation that is particularly pedantic; for instance, officiously correcting others' trivial mistakes with no constructive purpose; also, any type of discourse that is specifically designed to impress or confuse the reader/listener with "big" words and/or fancy phraseology, particularly to disguise the fact that: a) there is no real underlying point, or b) the pedantsturbator in question cannot defend his/her position with sound logic or evidence.

basically, it's like sophistry with an added masturbatorial goal, such as oneupmanship.

those creationists sure do try, but without compelling evidence, no amount of pedantsturbation will convince me that the theory of evolution isn't valid.

pedantsturbation by rtarbinar July 6, 2009

irish penants 

Military slang for the little threads that are found protruding from new uniforms around the seams & buttons. Can also be applied to new suits in the civilian sector.

The drill instructor said to get scissors and clip off all the irish penants on your uniform.

irish penants by Clem Clauson May 12, 2008

peranis 

It’s a badass last name if u have it your the coolest and u deserve a blowjob.

I’m deserve a blowjob

Because I’m a Peranis

peranis by Love bigpps July 6, 2021