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pepperman 

pepperman is uhh a red bell pepper i guess from pizza tower the game thats a fucking artist somehow and is red, yeah its red like uhh idfk some people say its egocentrycal idk.
it has dark red limbs and white gloves and shoes, maybe because he's a bitch or something.
it has white eyes with blue pupils and a mouth but no FUCKING NOSE!1!1!!11
i fucking hate pepperman
pepperman is an apple. not a pepper (what)
the pepperman statue ruined my p rank run fuck him
pepperman by epic sonic May 14, 2023

Pepperman 

An avid devotee of caucasian funk-rock balladeers The Red Hot Chili Peppers.
"Zach used to be such a good student, but all of his creative writing papers this semester have been about the state of California." "Don't worry, Ms. S., he's not creatively bankrupt, he's just a Pepperman."

OR: "I can't believe Jon showed up to my mother's funeral wearing nothing but a strategically-placed tube sock." "Well, what did you expect? He's a Pepperman. That's how they mourn."
Pepperman by Dirtbike Milksteaks February 7, 2015

pepperman skitzer

The one and only pepper man skitzer, the older brother to oliver zach darkin and freya darkin . pskitzer can conquer any world , dimension or galaxy in existence . he is the one and only man who could do such a thing…
oliver “is that pepperman skitzer
rylee “OMG it is”

pepperman skitzer “ello chaps”

cock of pepperoni 

A cock of pepperoni is a measurement of a 10 inch piece of pepperoni thus making a half cock of pepperoni a 5 inch piece of pepperoni
Ex. Hey bubs would you like a cock of pepperoni? Sure Rick Ill take a half a cock

ripperoni pepperoni

An expression used to express the most possible grief you can in the most concise amount of time.
Person 1: I just got news that my grandfather just died.
Person 2: Dude, ripperoni pepperoni. I feel so sorry.

Spicy Pepperoni 

A Guy who likes to hang out with his friends at the pool.
Wow! Mr. Ohayon really is a spicy pepperoni.
Spicy Pepperoni by Bepis Conke February 28, 2018