PenaltyMan

A professional player from Portugal who is widely known to statpad with penalties against pizza makers commonly against the mighty Cagliari, a penalty eventually covers his bad performance in a game.

Juventus lost to **Milan** because PenaltyMan was not awarded a penalty.

PenaltyMan by I'mHiwirbrhfi September 2, 2020

penultimatum 

a penultimate ultimatum or the act of threatening to give an ultimatum

actually he said 'watch it! don't make me give you an ultimatum!' so it was more of a penultimatum

penultimatum by trybol phears July 28, 2010

penultamour 

The last person to date someone before someone started dating his/her eventual spouse.

First coined by the writers of 'Freakanomics'.

Jenny is such a penultamour, her last three exes have already walked down the aisle!

penultamour by skc107 January 14, 2009

penultimate 

Literally means "next to last". In street speak it takes on the meaning "second to none" or simply used to describe something utterly appeasing. It is easy to get away with using this word because of it's confusion with "ultimate" by those who don't know any better.

Yiee yiee, this be da penultimate shiee here.

penultimate by Patrick January 6, 2004

penutia 

(peh-noo-she-uh): 1)A condition characterized by a small, bent, scarred, or otherwise malformed penis. 2)A man who has no earthly idea of how to go about pleasing another human being sexually besides himself, and may not seem to care.

1)During their lunch, Bettina told Helga that her dish of linguini reminded her of Selby's penutia. 2)Gregor's status as the local penutia had him hard-up for dates.

penutia by four_stave_score March 7, 2004

penultimate Penn ultimate ultimate Penn pen

The next to last ultimate pen used for keeping score in ultimate frisbee; decorated with pictures of Sean Penn; purchased at the University of Pennsylvania.

Because that would be your penultimate Penn ultimate ultimate Penn pen.

penultimate Penn ultimate ultimate Penn pen by neebnoob18 June 3, 2014

penultiminute 

The minute before the last minute. It could be interpreted as 11:59PM, or the minute before the last minute of the world.

My mac&cheese is in its penultiminute of cooking! I can hardly wait two minutes!!!

penultiminute by Mistar...Shake? January 7, 2010