Every good college has frats and sororities, but only Harvard has snotty final clubs. Final clubs are frats you can't rush, and made entirely of millionaires. Penultimate clubs are a grass-roots Harvard reaction. Lets bring the party and the booze back to the masses!
The Enhydra club, a penultimate club in Eliot house is taking applicants; no rich final club assholes need apply.
by The_Hogfather March 15, 2009