coitus interruptus is fine if you really haven't released anything...vagina pectoris is a lot safer...i mean, who ever got a girl pregnant by squirting her boobs?

vagina pectoris by Poo T. Tang May 16, 2010

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petoris

n. synonym of similarly spelled "pitoris," which is an abnormally small or accidentally shortened penis that resembles an exposed clitoris

Jimmy was left with only a petoris after a firework exploded in his lap.

petoris by Vgnfc July 25, 2006

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Pentonism

The official religion of John Penton, and of the Marymount school of Santa Barbara. It was created when the Penton shrine was discovered in the English library. Since then the religion has spread, gaining 30+ followers! It is believed that Papi Penton sent the savior, Pancake down to earth to save us from our own demise. The religion is still being researched, and more is being discovered everyday!

Pentonism
I recently started following Pentonism, and I’ve never felt better!

Pentonism is the best religion. You should definitely go follow it!!

Pentonism by not.julian May 23, 2019

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Angina Pectoris

When you've stuffed yourself so much that you don't know if you'll wake up the next day.

Shreya - Bro I've eaten so much I got Angina Pectoris.

Ishika - Me too bro. If I don't wake up tomorrow, inform the authorities

Angina Pectoris by Sofia Diaz November 25, 2021

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