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penquis valley high school 

Welcome to penquis valley high school, where the population of the school is 200 yet the whores there manage to have 100000 bodies. if you smoke or drink, you barley fit in, because you can’t keep up with the 12 year olds doing heroine and crack. although you live in milo, which is the definition of poverty, you get made fun of for wearing clothing more expensive than walmart. understandable tho broke bitch. the school has good basketball talent, because unless you are doing all the drugs, your playing basketball. to sum it up, milo is a crack shack of a town, filled with pedos and anal sex.
pal: yo, do you know where i can find heroine infested 12 year old to bag?
Anyone: yeah, penquis valley high school

Retarded Penquin 

When you sneak up behind a retarded person and pull his pants down around his ankles and yell "ICE CREAM!!"..... in his excitement He begins running aimlessly .....however due to the fact that his pants are around his ankles he instead waddles around much like a retarded penquin would
"Hey tom lets go follow those kids that just got off the short bus and pull a couple retarded penquins on them "

Penquins 

Penquins is a type of person to edate on Minecraft servers. Penquins is a dude that edates a female named OhMegan, which sucks him off to get a promotion on MineSaga. He also tends to watch hentai in his free time to ejaculate on his flip phone.
Hey! Don’t be a Penquins.
Penquins by lolitsrequeer November 20, 2018

penguish 

the agony felt by flightless birds
the bird felt penguish as he began to fall towards the water. the ostrich had torun do to being flightless. penguish was felt through gravity
penguish by Amanda Guardian February 16, 2009

Penguisaur 

I hybrid between a penguin and a T-Rex. One of the most vicious beasts in the hypothetical world. Be careful not to to stray to far when wondering the wonderful World of Warcraft. Penquisaurs strike, swift, silently... invisibly... do DO DO do, do DO DO do...
Pete the Penguisaur, the great king of all Penguisauria. Where the war betwen the Penguisaurians and there arch nemesis, the Sealadactals, still rages on.

Penguisexual 

To be sexual attracted to penguins or people in penguin costumes.

To have a penguin fetish
Sarah- "Omg! When we were watching that penguin documentary John totally got a boner! You could soo see it through his pants! What a freak!"

Tanner- "Dont you know! John is a penguisexual!"

Sarah- "I had no idea!"
Penguisexual by thatonekid53826 January 23, 2014
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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