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penquis

The leancuisine of penis. Kept in a bag for storage until the customer is ready to enjoy. This is a meal mostly for women and some men.
I purchased a bag of penquis for 5.99.
by hwine August 17, 2011
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penquis valley high school

Welcome to penquis valley high school, where the population of the school is 200 yet the whores there manage to have 100000 bodies. if you smoke or drink, you barley fit in, because you can’t keep up with the 12 year olds doing heroine and crack. although you live in milo, which is the definition of poverty, you get made fun of for wearing clothing more expensive than walmart. understandable tho broke bitch. the school has good basketball talent, because unless you are doing all the drugs, your playing basketball. to sum it up, milo is a crack shack of a town, filled with pedos and anal sex.
pal: yo, do you know where i can find heroine infested 12 year old to bag?
Anyone: yeah, penquis valley high school
by 22 traphouse May 3, 2021
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Retarded Penquin

When you sneak up behind a retarded person and pull his pants down around his ankles and yell "ICE CREAM!!"..... in his excitement He begins running aimlessly .....however due to the fact that his pants are around his ankles he instead waddles around much like a retarded penquin would
"Hey tom lets go follow those kids that just got off the short bus and pull a couple retarded penquins on them "
by Super jo jo and friends June 27, 2016
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Penquins

Penquins is a type of person to edate on Minecraft servers. Penquins is a dude that edates a female named OhMegan, which sucks him off to get a promotion on MineSaga. He also tends to watch hentai in his free time to ejaculate on his flip phone.
Hey! Don’t be a Penquins.
by lolitsrequeer November 20, 2018
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penguish

the agony felt by flightless birds
the bird felt penguish as he began to fall towards the water. the ostrich had torun do to being flightless. penguish was felt through gravity
by Amanda Guardian February 16, 2009
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Penguisaur

I hybrid between a penguin and a T-Rex. One of the most vicious beasts in the hypothetical world. Be careful not to to stray to far when wondering the wonderful World of Warcraft. Penquisaurs strike, swift, silently... invisibly... do DO DO do, do DO DO do...
Pete the Penguisaur, the great king of all Penguisauria. Where the war betwen the Penguisaurians and there arch nemesis, the Sealadactals, still rages on.
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Penguisexual

To be sexual attracted to penguins or people in penguin costumes.

To have a penguin fetish
Sarah- "Omg! When we were watching that penguin documentary John totally got a boner! You could soo see it through his pants! What a freak!"

Tanner- "Dont you know! John is a penguisexual!"

Sarah- "I had no idea!"
by thatonekid53826 January 23, 2014
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