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The act of consuming pennies
he pennoched
pennoch by Franbannan August 1, 2022
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Pinnochip 

(n.) A little, sweet lie. Similar to a white lie, but usually given in compliment form to someone who doesn't deserve it. It is intended to brighten someone's day, make them stop bitching, or strengthen the relationship.

white lie lie fake mean girls strategy clever
"Hey Dan, your essay was great. You should be a writer."
"Really?"
"No. Sorry, man. Your essay sucked. I was just telling a pinnochip."
Pinnochip by Jackett90 February 24, 2008

Squirting Penoch 

The act of a smelly pussy ejaculating during climax
Your sister's squirting penoch ruined my sheets.

pinnochiho 

The opposite of a gepedo....pinnochiHO is a minor who lusts/hits on adults.
He became a pinnochiho in tenth grade, when Mrs. Jones uncrossed her legs.
pinnochiho by pippa79 May 14, 2010

Pennichuck Talk 

The "accent" that some kids have from going to Pennichuck Jr. High in Nashua, New Hampshire.
There are certain ways of saying things that make it "pennichuck talk".
"OPPPPPPP"
"That's so Pennichuck Talk"
Pennichuck Talk by gagneforlife August 23, 2006

Pennophile 

I guess Pennophile's are really big men on that campus.
Pennophile by tibu November 12, 2011

Pinnochio 

When you're 69ing and you work the clit so hard that you end up nose-fucking your partner.
"He just went at it so hard that I felt something slip in, and I realized he just pinnochio'ed me"
Pinnochio by Jet Stream June 23, 2017
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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