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penissause 

White stuff that comes out of men penis that women gobble gobble
Omg u penissause let me gobble it now
penissause by Ndhdndjcbsnzjxn November 13, 2020

Penissaurus Maximus

A small man with a giant ego and a even smaller penis. Arrogant, unknowledgeable, illeterate, incompetent, moronic, illogical, can be seen making monkey faces and picking his nose on live TV. Directly releated to, dickhead, penisface, ignoramus, pinnhead and superchicken.
Jim: I can't believe that George Bush is our president.
Pat: Yeah, everybody knows he's a Penissaurus Maximus.

Penissaurus 

A term which can be used as an insult I.E calling someone a dick head. Dick head in this sentence could be replaced with penissaurus.
"Man Alex is such a penissaurus I hate him"
Penissaurus by TheLegitDavid April 23, 2014

Penissaurusrex

A mature sexist man who believes he's still attractive to women usually over 45 with a tiny cock and useless hands
See that old guy over there drinking halfs and staring at the barmaids tits he's a penissaurusrex
Penissaurusrex by Kali_mist November 4, 2016

penissaurasrex 

One who cannot get their mind off of penisis. Often when they come out of direct contact with penises they cry.
Jim: I cant quit crying
Bill: Why did your mom die?
Jim: No i am a penissaurasrex and i cant find any cock
penissaurasrex by Ah F June 12, 2007

Penissue 

1. Male ejaculate
2. Leakage from a ball point pen
Connie noted the stain of penissue on her favorite top after an all night session of studying with her lover for her oral exams. She looked forward longingly to cramming for her finals.
Penissue by alwaysrandy November 23, 2009
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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