Penis Job 

When one man uses his flaccid penis to masturbate another man's erect penis. If the penis stays soft the individual is considered straight. If the penis becomes hard, the gentleman can then be harrassed for being gay.

Hey Bob, I heard you were handing out penis jobs for 2 bucks a pop!

Listen Phil, don't judge me, penis jobs aren't gay unless you get hard.

Penis Job by Richard Nasty November 23, 2009

penis hole job 

When your sexual partner uses their pinky toe to pleasure someone's penis hole. If possible you insert it....much like a penis in a vagina.

I love a pinky to in my peeper hole....its called a penis hole job

penis hole job by stretched hole September 12, 2011