penis booger

the residue of semen left in ones trousers after of night of self pleasuring without cleanup

There are so many penis boogers in my underwear because I had to please myself because I have morning wood because girls find me unattainable and grotesque. The dried penis boogers are difficult to get out in the wash.

by ferraldi January 13, 2011

Booger Penis

A penis that is gross, little and nobody wants to touch it.

"I dry heave every time I remember Zack's booger penis."

"Please turn out the lights so I don't have to see your booger penis"

by Lady123456 January 16, 2009

Penis Boogers

These are found on a touch screen of a mobile device, computer display. It’s the crusted, sticky, semen-ish discharge on the tip of one’s index finger that sticks to the screen.

I was in Auckland and noticed mad penis boogers on my friend Jacquis phone screen

by M, M, & D August 8, 2020