penelope cruz 

A Spanish woman with the face of a moth and the voice of a chipmonk.

Tom Cruise pays her to date him so people wont find out that he's gay.

Billy: Hey Wendy do you wanna go see that Penelope Cruz movie tonight?
Wendy: No, Billy, I'm scared of moths.

penelope cruz by tantypig June 12, 2004

penelope cruz 

1. an actress who can't speak a single understandable English word

2. a blank head who knows nothing but stealing someone else's husband

3. a spanish beauty who ages too fast

4. a woman whose nose and mouth are adjacent

penelope cruz by Anonymous August 2, 2003

Penelope Cruz 

A seductive, sexy and beautiful actress. She has a cute Spanish accent and is incredibly hott! Penelope Cruz is a godess!

1) Penelope Cruz is a godess!
2) If Penelope Cruz were a lifeguard, I'd drown just so she could give me mouth to mouth.
3) Penelope Cruz is totally eye candy and I have a sweet tooth.
4) If Penelope Cruz were any sweeter, there would be a wanted poster for her at the candy shop.
5) Penelope Cruz makes all the other actresses look bad.

Penelope Cruz by Chris May 13, 2005

Penelope Cruz 

The HOTTEST woman who has ever walked the earth. She is from Spain with dark hair, dark eyes, and light olive skin. She is truly the epitome of Mediterranean beauty.

God, what I would give to have just one hour with Penelope Cruz in my bedroom.

Penelope Cruz by Mplad May 2, 2008

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016