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Pencilvania 

The American state just south of the New England region where graphite-cored writing-instruments are manufactured.
I was helping my elderly aunt to tidy up the basement in her Susquehanna County summer-house, and I came across a jumbled desk-drawer partly full of shiny new yellow and orange “erasable No. 2’s”; I joked with her that I’d "finally found the pencils in Pencilvania”.
Pencilvania by QuacksO November 8, 2018
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pensylvania turnpike 

A sexual act where in a man picks up a prostitue in a vehicle, then proceeds to insert 4 fingers into her asshole and the thumb into her vagina. While keeping the arm at a 45 degree angle with fingers still inserted into orffices the prostitute then deficates down his arm creating the effect of a vehicle entering an on ramp. Then to finish the act he throws a 20 oz. bottle filled with urine out the window on the berm of the highway.
"Hey baby pull down yor pants and lets do a pensylvania turnpike."
pensylvania turnpike by Meatlover January 13, 2009

Pencilvenya 

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Pencilvenya by gigiz February 12, 2023

Pensilmaniac 

Someone who thinks a lot and does nothing else, always zoned out, crying,laughing,and smiling to themselves
Rebecca doesn’t talk to anybody and she’s always laughing to herself, I think she’s a pensilmaniac.
Pensilmaniac by LilEdgySinBin January 13, 2020
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019