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Penstruation 

Penstruation: menstruation that is brought on by penile penetration, despite the subject being pre or post menstruation. Penstruation is often discovered, post-coitus, due to bloody sheets (or other stained lovemaking surfaces). Anecdotally: women who have experienced penstruation report that it is associated with passionate, vigorous (condomless) sex, a fairly well endowed partner, and voluminous deposits of sperm, which may be why neither party usually minds the bloody after-effects too much.
"So, in a case of penstruation, who is responsible for washing the sheets, the girl or the guy?"

"Oh, the guy, of course."
Penstruation by jacandy December 30, 2011

Jungle Penetrator 

A tool used for aerial evacuation during the Vietnam War, or a man who prefers unshaved women.
Living in a military town has turned many a man into a Jungle Penetrator.

Eye penetration 

A really fucked up fetish were a guy rips out the eye of the victim and than proceeds to use the eye socket like a vagina eye penetration is usually combined with gore and murder
Don’t ever look at eye penetration hentai
Eye penetration by RandomUser April 21, 2019

Penetrationship 

A relationship which survives for the most part on sex, hence there is very little relation, mostly penetration.
Matt can't come to the movies tonight, he's too committed to his penetrationship.
Penetrationship by Skrow January 21, 2009

penetraitor 

Referring to the band, Infiltraitor.

Penetraitor is the name given to the musical spirit of said band. It shall penetrate your senses, giving you an entirely orgasmic experience, similar to sex.
Poor unfortunate: I just had myself some sex
Luckiest man alive: Well I just got myself some Penetraitor.

Poor Unfortunate: Bitch
penetraitor by rssreader July 30, 2009

Emancipation Penetration 

The act of engaging in extremely gratifying sexual behavior with a professor who teaches civil war history. This may be graded.
We had a relatively normal day until I ended up at Dr. Vanilla's house earning my freedom through the undersheets railroad, it was a true emancipation penetration...and that poor dog had to watch