Penass 

A penis that has been in ass so many times that it resembles the inside of an asshole

Guy: are you not impressed by what you see?

Girl: oh my god, you have a penass *takes picture and blogs about it on twitter*

Penass by Awf uck May 14, 2014

penass 

Male version of gootch, cause if, or vaganus. Made by cramming penis and ass into one word. My most glorious creation yet. I was sad to find out vaganus was taken already as I previously thought I was the inventor of that gem as well. but you cant have it all. Thanks Urban Dictionary for clearing that up though.

Perve: "You are my favorite pornstar. Can you please sign my penass?"
Pornstar: "Of Course, Where else would a thot of my caliber sign."
Perve: "You are the only one doing that to your vaganus in porn these days, my gf cant even do that."
Perve: "My gf is jealous that I can do it to my penass better than she can to her vaganus."
Pornstar:"That's amazing, you can stick a flashlight up your ass and see the reddish glow on your penass."

penass by Jacob Galloway November 26, 2013

Penass 

contraction of penis and ass

I'm suffering from a serious penass right now, so you'll have to come later.

Penass by Bryan Smith December 31, 2003

penissimo 

Derived from the italian suffix -issimo, meaning "extreme" or "remarkable" and the english root penis, penissimo means an extremely large or remarkable penis, one that is pleasing to the eye, and a woman.

Damn your penissimo is huge! I bet you get all the ladies.

penissimo by seksimopho November 28, 2012

Pegassus 

An incorrectly spelled forum name used by irrational retard(s) that is plainly too stupid to notice that he/she is a retard by the classic definition.

Certain displacements include the number of working headlights on a motorcycle, the use of digital vs analog speedometers, the ability to understand that you cannot master anything in 15 minutes and that a pillow is not a tool one would use during any mechanical procedure.

Pegassus greased his axle sticks using a flat and cross screwdriver, a pillow and a hammer.

Pegassus by BababooeyFafaflohiMamamonkey August 13, 2012

ball point pen ass 

After pooping no matter how many times you wipe your anus, there is a brown smear on the toilet paper. Over and over and over.......

Dude, I just went through two rolls of toilet paper 'cause I have ball point pen ass.....

ball point pen ass by Kamikariad March 31, 2015

Penarse 

A silly billy.

"I'm driving down the road with your head stuck in my window, what do you think I'm doing, you penarse?"

Penarse by Rob Weir October 2, 2003