penanus 

a cross between a penis and anus

Bill is a penanus.

penanus by Tony June 26, 2006

Penanus 

The act of having a penis in your anus for at least one hour, preferably longer. The penis must also be at least 7.6 inches in length, and must be human.

"Ayo Jamal, hows that Penanus hanging in there?"

"My penanus is 13 inches long, fuck you!"

Penanus by Jamal Smith Nigga November 5, 2011

Peanus 

Peanus is a misspelling of the word penis. It's how some kids spells penis because it sounds like peanus. They also spell vagina vajina.

Kid: Peanus!
Other kid: Peadus! Vajina!

Peanus by HawaiianPunch1 January 1, 2022

Peanus Butter 

Spelled similar to "peanut butter", peanus butter is when you take peanut butter and spread it on some bread with your penis. Peanus Butter can be used as a noun (peanus butter) and a verb (peanus buttering). A peanus butter sandwich is when you keep your penis on top of the bread after spreading peanut butter and then put another piece of bread on top to create a sandwich with your penis in the center. This form of "art" is erotic and can be a variation of eating a dick.

That peanus butter sandwich is so tasty. The hairy skin tastes so good.

Peanus Butter by ༼ つ ͡◕ Ѿ ͡◕ ༽つ February 6, 2015

Peanus 

1. N. A penis which is the approximate size of a peanut. Not a mispelling.

That guy took too many steroids, now he has a peanus.

Peanus by Mule_Hammer September 14, 2005

peanust 

Peanust meaning an unintelligent person that can't follow directions and is absurdly annoying

Person 1: Have you heard of Billy
Person 2: No
Person 1: Yeah don't talk to him, he's a Peanust

peanust by TerrorFuckingMaxima November 16, 2020

hort peanus 

when the peanus gets hort

i forgot to put sunscreen on my dong and got a hort peanus

hort peanus by Lomaarharetanio February 17, 2022