Peedee 

A peedee is a genetically altered snapper. They lack the ability to resist any bait put before them. They are sent into a frenzy by a hook baited with smegma. When presented with smegma they will become very agitated and will continually smash their snouts into the glass that separates them from their prize. They will continue this for hours on end until their snouts are bloodied and sore. They lack the ability to learn as they will repeat the same action the following day when again presented with smegma.

Q) Why does he keep biting. Doesn't he learn he will never get the smegma
A) It's just a peedee, that's what they do.

Peedee by Kung Of The Duckheads September 15, 2019

pegen

When you think you're Pagan, but you really don't understand what paganism is, so instead you are a Pegen.

He thought he was a Pagan, but became so #Treverred he was really a Pegen instead.

pegen by TravyJay March 26, 2018

Peed in the Ball Pit 

The convention equivalent of "Jumped the Shark". Applied only when things at a convention have gotten so ridiculous it's hard to believe that they're really happening. Reference to the wild failure that was the first-ever Tumblr-convention known as "Dashcon" in which one person urinated in the ball-pit, one of the only sources of entertainment.

That new convention was a total failure, somebody really peed in the ball pit on that one.

Peed in the Ball Pit by Horse News July 14, 2014

Paged 

Originated by hood mans in Tdot. Refers to the act of confronting, roasting, exposing, or verbally attacking someone.

Hoodman: yo you're gonna get paged after school bro

Hoodman 2: aight bro

Paged by TDOTTREY March 6, 2017

pegademic 

A pegademic is a movement in which women rape-peg men who have raped women in the past and went unpunished.

Brock Turner was pegged during the vigilant pegademic that swept the nation.

pegademic by psychoempath February 18, 2017

sofa king stew peed 

A person dumb enough to read the phrase more than twice really fast. Also known as sofa king stew peed.

omg he's sofa king stew peed, that he doesnt get what we just said to him

sofa king stew peed by TheLoveBoatShipperPerson January 25, 2021

Peedar 

The innate ability to accurately locate and urinate in a toilet while in near or complete darkness. Similar to a bat's sonar. Applicable only to men (and technically, women who can pee while standing up).

"Man I had to piss like a racehorse at 3 this morning, but I couldn't find the light switch. Luckily my peedar was working well last night."

Peedar by Jay In MIA July 13, 2012