Peeon

A nocturnal erection caused by the urge to piss.

My peeon woke me up at 4 AM this morning.

by CoolKelly September 27, 2017

Peeons

a lame.

What the fuck wrong with these peeons
They don't know WhyG a demon (i am!)

by yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah April 24, 2019

peeon

A person who is of such low status in society that it is socially acceptable for another person of higher status to pee on them.

That drug dealer, Eddy, is a real peeon.

by tbegota May 03, 2010

peeon

Someone who makes less than everybody at a job and has to run all the errands.

"Look at Shelly the secretary she is such a peeon"

by Nicole Little January 20, 2007

peeon

a person or thing one would like to pee on.

hey thalia, look at that girl named carolyn isn't she a peeon.

by john diangelo January 27, 2010

bogus peeon

A nicer way of calling somebody a bogus pisson.

Hey, did you know that Gordon is a bogus peeon?

Gordon! You're a bogus peeon, didjya know that? Put that in your bowl and smoke it.

by Telephony2 December 09, 2023

peeon

taylor young/ taylor lynn

taylor is a fucking clown ass peeon

by daddy mcconnell December 10, 2019