pee spoon

When a person is so drunk that they wet the bed at night, after having hooked up with another person, thus accidentally peeing on the other person while spooning. The spooning creates a mystery as to who actually was the person who peed, leading to equal parts shame, awkwardness, and confusion.

John: "Dude, did you hear about what happened to Patrick last night?"

Chris: "No, man. What's up?"

John: "He blacked out, took this girl home, and woke up in a total pee spoon."

by U-G February 20, 2011

Pee Spoon

When you pee on your little brothers mixing spoon and mix it into his Gatorade.

"Hey little bro, I used a Pee Spoon to mix up your Gatorade."

by Some Asian Chef in Afghanistan June 12, 2018