pee pro 

A home carnival game where you try to aim your pee at the target in toilet or urinal while the target counts the seconds your pee has touched the center of target

Let's play pee pro

pee pro by Billiam Beaver June 21, 2016

pee proof underwear 

A stupid ad that popped up while looking for memes

Guy 1: have seen that pee proof underwear ad?
Guy 2: no, but it seems stupid
Guy 1: it is

pee proof underwear by Pepe is love, pepe is life January 29, 2017

pee-pee protector 

another name for a mattress protector that prevents the leakage of urine from reaching the mattress. A pee-pee protector is often crunchy when it is dry, and not as crunchy when it is wet.

Guy: ugh, my pee-pee protector is soaked. I need a clean one.

Girl: Why is it soaked?
Guy: Because I peed.

pee-pee protector by DABM Dictionary January 4, 2021

Pee Pee Promise 

An appropriately silly and childish alternative for the more stronger word, known as the Penis Promise.

Girl: "Can you promise me to not tell anyone/"

Boy: "Pee Pee Promise!"

Girl: Ok, let's kiss!

Pee Pee Promise by MyInternetSucks February 12, 2023

pee pee promise 

when two fine gents cross streams to solidify trust or an agreement

gent 1: "just thinking about staying in and ordering some taco bell"

gent 2: "what?! you said that you'd owe me a steak dinner tonight if the broncos won over our pee pee promise!"

gent 1: "yep yep yep sorry my bad i completely forgot about our pee pee promise"

gent 2: "phew ok. i think i'm gunna order my steak with asparagus lol"

gent 1: "good one gent 2"

pee pee promise by anonymous December 4, 2024

The Pee-Noise Problem 

1.) A constant feeling that the noise of one's pee stream hitting the water produces a less manly noise than those of his fellow bathroom guests...suggesting that he has an inadequate sized dong.

2.) A sign that your prostate may in fact be creeping its way up the weinershaft. If your pee-noise suddenly becomes less manly, talk to a doctor.

Man one: **loud and thunderious pee noise**
Man one's thoughts: Thank god I don't have the pee-noise problem

Man two: **high pitched pee noise"
Man two's thoughts: Does this mean I got a small dick? Maybe he just has a small dick hole... why do I have a small dick hole? Do small dick holes mean small dicks? HOW SMALL IS TOO SMALL FOR A HOLE TO BE THE SMALL HOLE OF A SMALL DICK!!?????

The Pee-Noise Problem by SmallGlovesSmallSocks March 29, 2011